Three Things I Wish I Knew Before I Got ____

 

Three Things I Wish I Knew Before I Got ____

… hired

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… fired

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… tired

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… wired

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All are roles, identities, or statuses we might claim at one time or another. They have to do with how we see ourselves: what role we play, what responsibilities or obligations we have to ourselves and others.

We are the “hired” one (employee), the “fired” one (former employee), the “tired” one (a mom?), a “wired” one (I don’t even know what this means.  It’s got something to do with computers, I think.).

And each role deserves its own post over the next few Fridays.  Going in chronological order, we’ll start with being HIRED.

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What are the three things you wish you’d known before you got hired?  

6 Responses

  1. Merril Smith
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    I’m not good at lists, but in my one and only full-time professor position (a one-year position), I wish I had somehow known how to have been more prepared while enjoying the teaching and students. (The job came up very suddenly, and I wasn’t really prepared, plus my younger daughter was only 6 months old.) I also wish I had known how dysfunctional that history department was before I had walked into it. I was so naive and so unprepared for office politics.

    • Janet Givens
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      I noticed both you and Marian mentioned working in a dysfunctional environment. One of my MOST dysfunctional environments was serving on the board of the Mental Health Association. How’s that for irony!

  2. Marian Beaman
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    Here’s another “professor” comment following Merril’s

    Three things I wish I knew before I got hired at the college:
    1. How much I would enjoy interaction with students and colleagues
    2. How much I dreaded the un-ending piles of essays to grade
    3. How involved I became with other projects, mostly innovative, so they were fun, invigorating actually
    4. How morally bankrupt one of our college presidents was
    5. How sad I was to leave the position after 21 years

    That’s five – but who’s counting, Janet!

    • Janet Givens
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      Well, I am, of course, Marian.
      Which means, next week, when we talk about getting fired, you’ll only have to give us one thing you wish you knew. 🙂

      Clemency? Oh, OK.

  3. Janet Givens
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    Thanks, Merril and Marian.

    I think I’ll fill this one in now. I’ll use the job I had one summer as a Good Humor ice cream vendor (yup, truck and all).

    Three things I wish I knew before I was hired as a Good Humor ice cream truck driver:
    1. how much of my product (and therefore my profit) I’d consume
    2. how awful it was to drive the truck on the highway — it had a governor on it that limited the speed to 45 mph.
    3. how dirty I’d be by the time I got home at 10 pm.

  4. Merril Smith
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    I think you could write a separate post on that job, Janet!
    (And somehow I’m not surprised that one of your most dysfunctional working environments was a mental health association.)

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